Ladies Specialists

I saw a sign board in a very busy shop in T.Nagar saying

"Ladies Specialists

Delivery  in 2 hours"

I just couldn't make out why they would have such a thing in a textile shop.So I thought I should ask the aunt of mine for she has been around in this place for  a decade and a half  and a regular loyal visitor of this shop(and also age,wisdom,grey cells blah like that).

Me(to aunt,showing the signboard): Why do they have a maternity ward here and how come they sound so  confident about the 2 hour thing? Isnt there a lot of uncertainty involved there to come up with exact figures?

Aunt(Cursing Inheritance,eugenetics, and genetic defects**):You might want to stop looking at the board and see whats right below it !

On looking down,I saw a bunch of tailors working with jet speed to DELIVER dresses on time :-|

** This is an excuse i give to my aunt when I end up in such situations.I know my ancestors must be cursing me from their graves for this

Me,Mr.Bean and Dr.Albert Einstein

I think I  have a Mr.Bean's gene which gets turned on at very inappropriate times and when that happens I out do inspector clouseau from Pink panther in making a laughing stock of myself.

Today is one of those days on which people around me were destined to laugh their heads off and I was the chosen one by GOD to fulfill this for I have the so called very very special Mr.Bean gene.

So when I went around asking for SE charger ,a colleague asked me take it from her desk.I saw the charger plugged in with the switch on and I remembered one of those lessons granny taught me as a kid,"Dont ever pull off the plug and when switch is ON".Being the obedient grand daughter I am,I turned off switch and took the charger to my desk.

Five minutes later I have the colleague screaming on voip, 'Dude!Why did you turn off my system?! I dint save anything! Do you know how to restore data from notepad?'.


The other day I saw a switchboard in office with only one switch , in a very  humanly noticeable place and accessible place(which implies nothing disastrous could happen even if people like me start fidgeting with it) .Being the curious brain  that I am ,I wanted to know what the switch was for.But I dint want to look like a fool asking such silly questions to colleagues(Office decorum and all u c :P) .So I decided to turn it off and see the changes in time-space continuum and come up with an answer myself.I turned it off and the only difference and disturbance in the space  is the propagating sound waves(read as swear words) originating from a colleague behind me.

Apparently its him the Mr.Bean in me decided to take revenge on.Yes I switched off his system when he was in middle of fixing some critical issue :-|

I wouldn't be surprised if the HR passes a circular saying "Beware of people who go around turning off systems without any prior notice.Please bear with us till we have these people psychoanalyzed.Inconvenience highly  regretted "

By the way I also have an Einstein gene which has been dormant ever since I started breathing!

Speaking of  DORMANT genes,I also have a set of neurons which have been dormant for the last six years.I dont think they are ever going to get fired.I probably need a neuron transplantation (dont know if that can be done though) .

P.S:Went to IPL yesterday.It was like a test match,But I enjoyed irritating the friends by supporting the team they were against.And the fun part was the team I supported won
I tried very hard to not to act cool in this post .
Cool btw is being sarcastic and geeky :P(People who dint know this ,Please go out more  and update yourself  with latest trends*wink*)

Love in the time of inflation

Inflation
I decided to go on a fruit diet again.So I went to near by spencers and picked half kilo pack of black grapes and Lays for dinner.

I gave it to the lady at bill counter.There was some problem with billing machine and I decided to wait at the same counter till it got fixed.Somewhere in the process I started thinking about LOVE , how people change after falling in love and why people like me dont fall in love .In the background I heard a voice saying 200 ma'am.I thought it was not me and continued thinking.The voice said 'ma'am 200' again.Yeah she was quoting my bill.

I was about to pay the 200,then it struck me that i took only grapes.How on earth would that come to 200!!.She handed over the bill to me ,I was shell shocked to see the grapes cost Rs:189 and asked her revert the bill.She said 'mudiyaadu madam'.I told her I am allergic to grapes and I was preoccupied when picking them.It dint work.I had no other go, but pay for my dear Grapes :(

But seriously in which world did grapes cost 380 a kilo?! Oh wait! Are they imported from moon by any chance?Do they turn humans immortal? Am I going to turn into a super woman after eating them?! Or are they going burn all the bad cholesterol in my body?!

One or more of the above things should be turn out true for me to get my money's worth!
As they say one should think of only +ve side of things.So next time dont be surprised if you see me flying directly to my office in 12th floor :P


Love
Assumptions:
Humans are propagating transverse waves.
Amplitude of the wave is weirdness of a person.


Definition:
When the wavelengths of two waves match and they meet in phase.There would be a constructive superposition(CS) that radiates positive energy which effects the time-space coordinate system causing their souls to become one.

CS results in a single wave with increased amplitude.This is why people in love act weird(Doesn't wave theory simplify things ;))

Now coming to the part why I cant fall in love.Long Long ago So long ago I hit a dead end and reflected.The forward wave superimposed with the reflected one and resulted in a standing wave.Doesn't this explain why I am so stuck in life :P

Ahaa!Wave theory does explain a lot of things that happen in this world!
Now that I have bored everyone to death!I can go have my 190 rs grapes for dinner.

P.S:Looks like I have to postpone my diet plans AGAIN.The boss is going to throw us a party on 16th because we moved him with our sincerity and dedication working both on sat and sun.We are his beautiful roses(Manoj Bajpai's dialogue from a Telugu movie 'Happy') in thorns called issues.On a serious note 'My boss rocks'!

Ok !I am gonna stop now and have grapes..Wish me luck with turning in to superwoman part :P

P.P.S:Btw people who came here looking for a heart touching love story,Here is an advice 'Dont judge a post by its title' *Wink*

Curious case of SG :-|

I grew up listening to my paternal grand father saying 'I am growing young' and seeing him hang out with teenagers.I always wanted to be like him, forever young at heart.

Most of my childhood and teenage was spent planning a career (Yes u heard it right! I planned my life till I turn 30 when i was 15),setting goals,achieving them.To cut it short,As an eight year old I had the thought process of a 40 year old.

But then I got Myopia.

Things changed. I stopped thinking beyond the moment and i liked the new me.I started becoming like my grand dad.

Gradually all those goals I have set for myself are gone and forgotten.

Now I have got a mind of 5 year old. All I can think of doing is reading blogs(read as cartoons) , playing caroms,eating good food. Yes I am growing young.

But suddenly I hate myself for this.

P.S: 'Be careful about what you wish for,you may receive it'. I got what I have wished for a major part of childhood, and I don't like it.

May be I should learn how to optimize my (im)maturity :-|

Curly Wurly

The colleague wants me to straighten my hair cos she has got a weak heart and gets a heart attack every time I barge into the rest room with open hair.

I decided to take her advice though I knew it would decrease the average beauty of earth.

But I am unbelievably stuck.I am not able to decide how to go about the whole process as in Should I just increase the wavelength keeping the amplitude constant, or just decrease the amplitude, or make the wavelength too large , or make the wavelength and amplitude smaller than epsilon? What Should I do? :(

This is why I hate too many choices :-|

P.S: The colleague is really nice and has a very strong heart indeed..But I need masala in my blog ya :P..sooo

Inspired by Rukmani Tukmani

Mehendi

Curious brain:Why do your hands turn red when you put Mehendi?

Funny face: Cos they look so good with all those curves that they start blushing..

Curious brain: :O

Acknowledgments: ANN

Right!, sorry sorry Left,No its Right..But I am Wrong!

As a kid I used to be damn confused about directions.The PT sir used to get mighty pissed with me cos I would always turn left when asked to do a 'Right turn' and disturb aesthetics and symmetry of the crowd.I would even eat with my left hand at times.

So the granny told me a thumb rule, 'the one with a scar is your right hand(how i got this deserves an other blog-post) and the one with a mole is your left hand'.This worked fine but left me very confused.

How would anyone with out a mole or scar figure out which is their left/right hand?

I am 22 and I still don't get the logic the mole-less/scar-less people use/not use :(