Work and ThermoD

Curious Brain : wonder y it takes such a STRONG will to "get to work" ...and absolutely NOTHING to "get away" from it!! :O

Funny Face : getting away from work is a spontaneous and entropy increasing process,so it doesnt require any ext force! ,whereas working n using brain is a non-spontaneous and entropy reducing....so u need a strong force for this process to kickstart n go on..

Curious Brain : :bow

Courtesy: The lil bro who comes up with such questions and my idle brain which comes up with such answers

Of emotions

Its strange how two opposite emotions dont cancel out each other and how they happily co-exist only to drive you crazy. :|

And I thought I can relate everything in life to Laws of science -:|

Askers n Guessers

Some people ask for what they want even if they think the answer might be no and other people don't ask for anything unless they know the answer will be yes. 


The first category are the Askers and later category are the Guessers!


How I wish our customers are guessers,Managers are askers when it comes to the customers and guessers when it comes to us.
How I wish I am an asker.
How I wish I can say NO to all the askers in the world without feeling guilty about it *sigh* *sigh*


P.S : I know all I do  these days is Whine and Dine .....Though the former didnt change any dimension of my life,the later did help me grow in XY plane with change in 4th dimension. I am not so stuck after all *wink*
Note to self:Weekend work is hazardous to health..Health of my blog readers by the way 

Gurthukostunnayi #1

• Counting stars in the sky, analyzing the moon ,cloud movements,Chanting krishna Arjuna falguna every time there was a thunder or lightening .

• Stories Amma used to make up just to make me eat and mahabharatha Thaatha used to narrate every week and how he would ask me to repeat the same thing next week

• How I used to think I can go touch the Sun that sets behind the mountains in front of my house

• How I wouldnt get down from my cot after 6 pm with fear of stepping on frogs and the ghost that would always stay under my bed;Chanting Sri Ajaneyam Prasanna Anjaneyam,Sri Krishna OM and thinking that they will sit near my head all through the night to protect me from the ghost under my bed

• How dad thrashed because I would never give straight answers for anything unless I was offered a trip to our fields

• The beehive,lake,pond,sparrow nests infront of my house

• Muzaki and her crazy son near my house;Mainu,Mooka,Chamanbi  ,how they used to pinch my non existent cheeks and teach me Deedhi tera deewar.....Playing with Bachi, munni, faisal, srinu, raghu, kavi, alamelu

• How thatha used to carry me in a basket to attha's place,Travelling by bullock cart ,bicycle,tractor and Cheetak scooter.

• Playing with Teja and Rajesh.Manipulating Teja to bite her own hands instead of mine :P.Teaching Rajesh how to walk

• Bharathi miss and Thaatarao master's school where I learnt to write A and B with my left hand .

• Walking 2 kms on a muddy road because I was angry with dad and Going off to grandparents place for studies.

• Missing our train in Nidadavolu station when me n dad got down for lunch and How I would always prefer to travel with dad cos he would buy me infinite number of frooties and not with amma cos she would start a lecture everytime I ask for frooti.

• Boasting to people in andhra about Mualla bhai's oxen,one of my aunts used to remove her hearing aid every time I used to go to her place.

• First day at school and how padma miss gave me chocolates to stop me from crying and first rikshawala surayya and how the rickshaw directly fell into a waterless canal!

• The accident where an iron rod pierced into my face very close to my left eye , swearing at the doctor n hitting him with icecream balls every time he used to come for dressing.Amnesia,nauseating feeling and fainting at the sight of scooter after that.Going to back to school after a month and fellow students getting scared at my ghost like face.

• Fights with sahitya and how her dad would come to school to sort things out.Coming second in frog jump after Sahitya.Playing and fighting with Sahitya ,Chaitanya ,Ranjit,Chowdary and kittu.Throwing stones at krishna kumari miss for beating kittu.Hitting ramesh with my slate for no reason and giving him a scar on his eyebrow for the rest of his life.Meeting Santosh for the first time in a skit rehearsal where he played the king. 

• Bunking tutions and sitting on the Raccha Banda  in the outskirts of our village ,pretending reading Nehru's and Indira Gandhi's autobiographies and How I got caught when my grandpa went to tution and found me missing and the thrashings after that

• How I would stand behind the door and cry while amma used to leave to karnataka :( :(.I used to cry the entire day in school.Sometimes I just used to fall asleep so that I need not see amma leave.

That almost covers the first five years of my life!

Ladies Specialists

I saw a sign board in a very busy shop in T.Nagar saying

"Ladies Specialists

Delivery  in 2 hours"

I just couldn't make out why they would have such a thing in a textile shop.So I thought I should ask the aunt of mine for she has been around in this place for  a decade and a half  and a regular loyal visitor of this shop(and also age,wisdom,grey cells blah like that).

Me(to aunt,showing the signboard): Why do they have a maternity ward here and how come they sound so  confident about the 2 hour thing? Isnt there a lot of uncertainty involved there to come up with exact figures?

Aunt(Cursing Inheritance,eugenetics, and genetic defects**):You might want to stop looking at the board and see whats right below it !

On looking down,I saw a bunch of tailors working with jet speed to DELIVER dresses on time :-|

** This is an excuse i give to my aunt when I end up in such situations.I know my ancestors must be cursing me from their graves for this

Me,Mr.Bean and Dr.Albert Einstein

I think I  have a Mr.Bean's gene which gets turned on at very inappropriate times and when that happens I out do inspector clouseau from Pink panther in making a laughing stock of myself.

Today is one of those days on which people around me were destined to laugh their heads off and I was the chosen one by GOD to fulfill this for I have the so called very very special Mr.Bean gene.

So when I went around asking for SE charger ,a colleague asked me take it from her desk.I saw the charger plugged in with the switch on and I remembered one of those lessons granny taught me as a kid,"Dont ever pull off the plug and when switch is ON".Being the obedient grand daughter I am,I turned off switch and took the charger to my desk.

Five minutes later I have the colleague screaming on voip, 'Dude!Why did you turn off my system?! I dint save anything! Do you know how to restore data from notepad?'.


The other day I saw a switchboard in office with only one switch , in a very  humanly noticeable place and accessible place(which implies nothing disastrous could happen even if people like me start fidgeting with it) .Being the curious brain  that I am ,I wanted to know what the switch was for.But I dint want to look like a fool asking such silly questions to colleagues(Office decorum and all u c :P) .So I decided to turn it off and see the changes in time-space continuum and come up with an answer myself.I turned it off and the only difference and disturbance in the space  is the propagating sound waves(read as swear words) originating from a colleague behind me.

Apparently its him the Mr.Bean in me decided to take revenge on.Yes I switched off his system when he was in middle of fixing some critical issue :-|

I wouldn't be surprised if the HR passes a circular saying "Beware of people who go around turning off systems without any prior notice.Please bear with us till we have these people psychoanalyzed.Inconvenience highly  regretted "

By the way I also have an Einstein gene which has been dormant ever since I started breathing!

Speaking of  DORMANT genes,I also have a set of neurons which have been dormant for the last six years.I dont think they are ever going to get fired.I probably need a neuron transplantation (dont know if that can be done though) .

P.S:Went to IPL yesterday.It was like a test match,But I enjoyed irritating the friends by supporting the team they were against.And the fun part was the team I supported won
I tried very hard to not to act cool in this post .
Cool btw is being sarcastic and geeky :P(People who dint know this ,Please go out more  and update yourself  with latest trends*wink*)

Love in the time of inflation

Inflation
I decided to go on a fruit diet again.So I went to near by spencers and picked half kilo pack of black grapes and Lays for dinner.

I gave it to the lady at bill counter.There was some problem with billing machine and I decided to wait at the same counter till it got fixed.Somewhere in the process I started thinking about LOVE , how people change after falling in love and why people like me dont fall in love .In the background I heard a voice saying 200 ma'am.I thought it was not me and continued thinking.The voice said 'ma'am 200' again.Yeah she was quoting my bill.

I was about to pay the 200,then it struck me that i took only grapes.How on earth would that come to 200!!.She handed over the bill to me ,I was shell shocked to see the grapes cost Rs:189 and asked her revert the bill.She said 'mudiyaadu madam'.I told her I am allergic to grapes and I was preoccupied when picking them.It dint work.I had no other go, but pay for my dear Grapes :(

But seriously in which world did grapes cost 380 a kilo?! Oh wait! Are they imported from moon by any chance?Do they turn humans immortal? Am I going to turn into a super woman after eating them?! Or are they going burn all the bad cholesterol in my body?!

One or more of the above things should be turn out true for me to get my money's worth!
As they say one should think of only +ve side of things.So next time dont be surprised if you see me flying directly to my office in 12th floor :P


Love
Assumptions:
Humans are propagating transverse waves.
Amplitude of the wave is weirdness of a person.


Definition:
When the wavelengths of two waves match and they meet in phase.There would be a constructive superposition(CS) that radiates positive energy which effects the time-space coordinate system causing their souls to become one.

CS results in a single wave with increased amplitude.This is why people in love act weird(Doesn't wave theory simplify things ;))

Now coming to the part why I cant fall in love.Long Long ago So long ago I hit a dead end and reflected.The forward wave superimposed with the reflected one and resulted in a standing wave.Doesn't this explain why I am so stuck in life :P

Ahaa!Wave theory does explain a lot of things that happen in this world!
Now that I have bored everyone to death!I can go have my 190 rs grapes for dinner.

P.S:Looks like I have to postpone my diet plans AGAIN.The boss is going to throw us a party on 16th because we moved him with our sincerity and dedication working both on sat and sun.We are his beautiful roses(Manoj Bajpai's dialogue from a Telugu movie 'Happy') in thorns called issues.On a serious note 'My boss rocks'!

Ok !I am gonna stop now and have grapes..Wish me luck with turning in to superwoman part :P

P.P.S:Btw people who came here looking for a heart touching love story,Here is an advice 'Dont judge a post by its title' *Wink*

Curious case of SG :-|

I grew up listening to my paternal grand father saying 'I am growing young' and seeing him hang out with teenagers.I always wanted to be like him, forever young at heart.

Most of my childhood and teenage was spent planning a career (Yes u heard it right! I planned my life till I turn 30 when i was 15),setting goals,achieving them.To cut it short,As an eight year old I had the thought process of a 40 year old.

But then I got Myopia.

Things changed. I stopped thinking beyond the moment and i liked the new me.I started becoming like my grand dad.

Gradually all those goals I have set for myself are gone and forgotten.

Now I have got a mind of 5 year old. All I can think of doing is reading blogs(read as cartoons) , playing caroms,eating good food. Yes I am growing young.

But suddenly I hate myself for this.

P.S: 'Be careful about what you wish for,you may receive it'. I got what I have wished for a major part of childhood, and I don't like it.

May be I should learn how to optimize my (im)maturity :-|

Curly Wurly

The colleague wants me to straighten my hair cos she has got a weak heart and gets a heart attack every time I barge into the rest room with open hair.

I decided to take her advice though I knew it would decrease the average beauty of earth.

But I am unbelievably stuck.I am not able to decide how to go about the whole process as in Should I just increase the wavelength keeping the amplitude constant, or just decrease the amplitude, or make the wavelength too large , or make the wavelength and amplitude smaller than epsilon? What Should I do? :(

This is why I hate too many choices :-|

P.S: The colleague is really nice and has a very strong heart indeed..But I need masala in my blog ya :P..sooo

Inspired by Rukmani Tukmani

Mehendi

Curious brain:Why do your hands turn red when you put Mehendi?

Funny face: Cos they look so good with all those curves that they start blushing..

Curious brain: :O

Acknowledgments: ANN

Right!, sorry sorry Left,No its Right..But I am Wrong!

As a kid I used to be damn confused about directions.The PT sir used to get mighty pissed with me cos I would always turn left when asked to do a 'Right turn' and disturb aesthetics and symmetry of the crowd.I would even eat with my left hand at times.

So the granny told me a thumb rule, 'the one with a scar is your right hand(how i got this deserves an other blog-post) and the one with a mole is your left hand'.This worked fine but left me very confused.

How would anyone with out a mole or scar figure out which is their left/right hand?

I am 22 and I still don't get the logic the mole-less/scar-less people use/not use :(